Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Hi guys!It's me, the one who made life of a theiz, if you havent read it, go check it out, in theiz story section. Also call me beanzles so imma make another thing but..itll be in chapters like dodotales
LETS BEGIN!
Southern beach:episode 1
I spino was walking in the riverbank and hunting fish every where it could find. One fish to the left, one to the right, just everywhere. It was nice
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The spino then heard a large boom. It was a brontosaurus! The spino thought smart and slashed the brontos tail with his claws. The bronto started losing balance, and eventually fell. The spino murdered the bronto as soon as it fell down
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Small footsteps were heard everywhere as the spino was surrounded by humans. They tried to bola the spino, but he escaped. The spino ate one of them, but was was being punched by the rest.
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The spino started to bleed, and ran off into the water. More bolas were thrown as he ran, he didnt wanna be tamed. He kept running and then dove right into the ocean, filled with megalodons and cnardia.
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As soon as he got in, the humans stopped chasing and ran off. The spino was safe.
The end..for now....
Upd00t if you liked
I'll make more soon
Watch parry gripp
Or a spino will always eat you
Have a nice day
Goodbye
Cya
More Spinosaurus Funny Tips
Spawn near the beach they said, it'll be safer they said...
Spino are cool.
Why is everyone saying Spinos suck. If people donβt stop saying spinos suck Iβm telling all of the spinos.π₯Ίπ±
So I was strolling down a beach in south zone 1 with my dilo (danny) and I saw 1 at the end of the little bay at the footpaw. I decided to then go to the other side of the footpaw and saw a second spino. Long story short my dilo was set to aggressive and thought he could take on a spino lvl 56. RIP Danny January2020-April2020. Up arrow=f in chat for danny
If you knock out a 150 by punching it(keep in mind the 97% chance of death) and tame it with cooked fish meat and narcoberries, you beat ark... and also have no social life
I tamed one with blue skin and red eyes, I named it Blue Cheezit bc it was aura. One of my tribemates wanted one too so I found the exact same one-same level, same colors, and named it Blue-ish Cheezit.
I have too many narcotics, I want a spino, but Iβm on ark mobile and have 38/40 tames. Iβve been storing spoiled meat for a week, and I only have one narcoberry farms.
Rex:I WILL KILL YOU ALL-
Spinosaurus joined the game.
Rex has left the game.
You may think your delightful
But you are quite deceitful
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I didnβt mean what I said just put down that rifal (gun)
I am sorry for what I said
Hopefully I brought a back up med
Now I am fill of dread
Because Iβm about to be dead
Donβt make a spinosaurus angry
Or he will get hangry
Because heβs deceitful
He always has a rifal
And now Iβm about to be dead hopefully I brought a back up med.
β plastic bag
Doctor: alright, letβs take a look at this spine.
Spino: okβ¦
Doctor: have you had any back problems lately?
Spino: yeah.. I canβt seem to roll down the hill without breaking it.
Doctor: I see now. It is just a small dislocation. This wonβt hurt a bit.
Spino: wait what?!
CRACK