
What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
First time I saw this I wanted it to die so I could explore the area safely, so I started breeding and taming dilos and also leveled up my parasaur and trike and I then I whistled everyone to follow me to kill the spino the bad thing is that I died and the dilos were dead leaving the spino to be scared of my parasaur luckily one dilo was stuck in a rock and was the only survivor
Heres a funny thing made by me, Beanzles!
I was walking
And a giga came its name was boi
Boi ate my frend joe
He was about to eat me but then I held his mouth open with stick
"Stop!" Said boi
I was swallowed by boi
1 mins later........
Titanosaur joined the game
Spit them out
Ok
Blegh
Me and joe were covered in saliva
Titanasaur left the game
10 mins later...
Daily da spoino come
It eats me and joe
I have 02 tank and is suurvivin
So
I'm not chatting this
I am the spino
Look out your window
*TAP TAP TAP*
Hi guys!It's me, the one who made life of a theiz, if you havent read it, go check it out, in theiz story section. Also call me beanzles so imma make another thing but..itll be in chapters like dodotales
LETS BEGIN!
Southern beach:episode 1
I spino was walking in the riverbank and hunting fish every where it could find. One fish to the left, one to the right, just everywhere. It was nice
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The spino then heard a large boom. It was a brontosaurus! The spino thought smart and slashed the brontos tail with his claws. The bronto started losing balance, and eventually fell. The spino murdered the bronto as soon as it fell down
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Small footsteps were heard everywhere as the spino was surrounded by humans. They tried to bola the spino, but he escaped. The spino ate one of them, but was was being punched by the rest.
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The spino started to bleed, and ran off into the water. More bolas were thrown as he ran, he didnt wanna be tamed. He kept running and then dove right into the ocean, filled with megalodons and cnardia.
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As soon as he got in, the humans stopped chasing and ran off. The spino was safe.
The end..for now....
Upd00t if you liked
I'll make more soon
Watch parry gripp
Or a spino will always eat you
Have a nice day
Goodbye
Cya