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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-02-24T19:19:43+00:00

I was in singleplayer making a home and taming a parasail and then my screen was shaking so I looked around and seen nothing a few seconds later it was shaking again so I ran around and looked and as soon as I was heading back a spino shredded through me and my home luckily parasaur was ok but not for long lol 😂

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2018-06-24T15:18:13+00:00

Bola it

Then KO with hand.

Ez Pz

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2017-12-16T16:01:48+00:00

I just joined a mega tribe and I breed a 276 and 285 spino so I'm hoping it's good

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2022-11-05T16:49:30+00:00

Is it just me or does this look like my mom after she had a spinal transplant not kidding

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2022-10-29T22:55:32+00:00

These dudes are like buffed black dudes on steroids on aberration these are a must have

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2022-07-26T15:21:13+00:00

To bad you can't mate this with a moschops to make a dimetrodon

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-07-05T01:02:02+00:00

Me: swimming in a lake

Spino:GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!!!!!

Me: oh no

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2018-11-23T06:52:12+00:00

I don’t care what Jurassic Park says, you ain’t got anything on the Rex!

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2023-02-28T03:33:09+00:00

Takes one damage ahhhh run

Rex better

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2023-02-10T22:50:22+00:00

So I kinda was just chillin and strolling down a beach *the song seagulls stop it now plays* and I ran into one of these big fellas well let's say I got away to turn around to find another one so I'm stuck with two spinos on each side until another one spawns on the right of me so I'm trapped in a triangle of 3 spinos

Long story short I died. TnT

And so did my otter. TnT

R.I.P — my level 14 otter named Bubbles

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2023-02-01T15:51:29+00:00

The dimetrodon and the Rex had a baby and gave it steroids

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2023-01-23T21:30:50+00:00

just got this damn boy at lv 204, and duel it with lv.40 alpha carno with 16k hp, and this damn boy winning 😅

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2023-01-06T13:44:50+00:00

If you believe in ubergator supremacy, you already know what to do.

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2023-01-06T09:59:14+00:00

Literally Baryonyx on Steriods.

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2022-12-20T00:21:50+00:00

I found One near my base and made 82 tranks. I was luring it to a cliff and it found a tharo, it dead ☠️ R.I.P.

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2022-12-10T11:48:38+00:00

Me:woke up at easier spawn

Spino: on my back

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2022-12-07T06:42:32+00:00

I was admiring my new spino tame when it pooped.. THERE WAS TWO POOPS BRO

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2020-01-18T21:49:52+00:00

Actually,To those people who love gigs so much,look at the real life size comparison.

Largest dino:Spino

2nd Largest dino:Rex

3rd Largest dino:Giga

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2020-01-11T04:23:12+00:00

My girl looked at me then a pig and said you too bros

AND AM GOOD LOOKING SO I SAID WANT TO BREAK UP SHE SAID NO SO I SAID OK HOT PIG LOL LOL LOL

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2019-10-20T00:29:44+00:00

This guy lives across the river from my house.He basically is my egg maker.He just makes 15 eggs and leaves hunting.