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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Was tamming Others in the south, on a little lake, suddenly the others disappeared, I was under water looking for them, when I saw four strange legs and I thought "what is it? The parasaur walk on two, and i think the trike has more round legs", put the head above water, face a fresh spawned spino, run for dear life, almost died.... But got back with my army of raptors (got the others too).
So decided to spawn a Spino into my private server, spawned it in to watch my hatchlings and hold food for them.. it is so OP that if I put it in water I fly across the map.. be safe with your spawning levels my friends or you'll fly so far you bounce of the edge of the map and go flying around for 10 minutes.
One day I decided to take that random spino walking around mah base. So I shot it, I said some really mild swearing and I was safe and up a cliff, but when I whent to shoot the spino I fell I said “holy carp how the heck am I not dead” then I got back up the cliff and started shooting a lot, the spino booked out of my render distance, that’s when I realised I’m a failure and I needed a trap. So in my short rage I failed to take a tickle chicken and I hit a stego, I started booking it back to the base and this is where it ends.