Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I walk through the rivers, hunting for those giant turtle things. I see a…

I walk through the rivers, hunting for those giant turtle things. I see a white spinosaurus. I want to tame it. I shoot tranq arrows at it, and it gets angry. I try to run backwards and shoot arrows at the same time as it gains on me. Suddenly, as it is about to shove my entire body into its gleaming jaws, it stops, and looks me in the eye. It turns, and walks away, wading deep into the river, real close to the ocean. Just as it is about to look back and wave me a final goodbye, a megolodon and his four or so buddies drag him into the water, and it perished, eaten by the sharks. Once they eat their fill, I wade in and pick up its item cache. It had keratin and electronics. Smh. RIP white spino.
More Spinosaurus Funny Tips
So I was strolling down a beach in south zone 1 with my dilo (danny) and I saw 1 at the end of the little bay at the footpaw. I decided to then go to the other side of the footpaw and saw a second spino. Long story short my dilo was set to aggressive and thought he could take on a spino lvl 56. RIP Danny January2020-April2020. Up arrow=f in chat for danny