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I walk through the rivers, hunting for those giant turtle things. I see a white spinosaurus. I want to tame it. I shoot tranq arrows at it, and it gets angry. I try to run backwards and shoot arrows at the same time as it gains on me. Suddenly, as it is about to shove my entire body into its gleaming jaws, it stops, and looks me in the eye. It turns, and walks away, wading deep into the river, real close to the ocean. Just as it is about to look back and wave me a final goodbye, a megolodon and his four or so buddies drag him into the water, and it perished, eaten by the sharks. Once they eat their fill, I wade in and pick up its item cache. It had keratin and electronics. Smh. RIP white spino.

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