I spy no saurus.
Spinosaurus
Jokes and funny moments about the Spinosaurus from ARK players.
Have fun ; ) SAID NO ONE EVER >: O
So decided to spawn a Spino into my private server, spawned it in to watch my hatchlings and hold food for them.. it is so OP that if I put it in water I fly across the map.. be safe with your spawning levels my friends or you'll fly so far you bounce of the edge of the…
So decided to spawn a Spino into my private server, spawned it in to watch my hatchlings and hold food for them.. it is so OP that if I put it in water I fly across the map.. be safe with your spawning levels my friends or you'll fly so far you bounce of the edge of the map and go flying around for 10 minutes.
I saw one of these Dinos get instakilled by a titanosaur. How much damage does a titanosaur do?
Found one 4 months ago, tried to tame it a month later, then 2 months later i find it again. It killed my ptero with a saddle so im killing it.
The fin is a result of eating Foot Lettuce.
Trying to tranq spinos or Rex’s is like trying to knock out a dodo with a shocking pheromone tranq advanced bullets with a rpg compared to trying to tranq a giga💀
Big oversized crocodile that went on a diet
"Its big, it must be slow, I can outrun it!"
"WHY IS IT SOO FAST?"
Just a friendly reminder that if you remove the pinosaur from spinosaurus you get
S US
Tip 101: Let out one or two of your Apex predators on your area to wipe down all the wild creatures...
Example: I let my Rex and Spino in aggressive bear my base, few minutes later it's quiet no more terror birds running around.
When you don’t need a high level spino or Rex (high level: hi ) when you are looking for one (me:where did it go I only see level 10) quick tip hope you get a bad level and you might find one
Bruh. I’ve spent hours looking for a spino at just above level 100 and after all that, i only find a level 50. I knock it out, and tame my very first spino. The next day i play again, im traveling with my spin and I FIND A LEVEL 150 SPINO.
I thought a found a alpha egg right on top a rock and once I got it, this spino slapped me up to heaven
One day I decided to take that random spino walking around mah base. So I shot it, I said some really mild swearing and I was safe and up a cliff, but when I whent to shoot the spino I fell I said “holy carp how the heck am I not dead” then I got back up the cliff and…
One day I decided to take that random spino walking around mah base. So I shot it, I said some really mild swearing and I was safe and up a cliff, but when I whent to shoot the spino I fell I said “holy carp how the heck am I not dead” then I got back up the cliff and started shooting a lot, the spino booked out of my render distance, that’s when I realised I’m a failure and I needed a trap. So in my short rage I failed to take a tickle chicken and I hit a stego, I started booking it back to the base and this is where it ends.
Horrifically stupid; I’ve been watching one run in circles around a pachy for five minutes now, waiting to stop moving so I can land a hit
I was at level 10, I was new to the game, and I had only tamed moschops and a dilophosaurus before. I took my slingshot and spent about ten minutes launching rocks on one of these guys from a cliff, hoping to knock him out. I was unsuccessful because he started to run away. Now…
I was at level 10, I was new to the game, and I had only tamed moschops and a dilophosaurus before. I took my slingshot and spent about ten minutes launching rocks on one of these guys from a cliff, hoping to knock him out. I was unsuccessful because he started to run away. Now that I think about it, I have no idea what I would have done if I actually knocked him out. He either would have drowned in the river or I would have been eaten by piranhas trying to get to him. Never saw him again, but I nicknamed him Spino Dino.
*looks down into spino valley*
Me: i think i lost my goldfish
I walk through the rivers, hunting for those giant turtle things. I see a white spinosaurus. I want to tame it. I shoot tranq arrows at it, and it gets angry. I try to run backwards and shoot arrows at the same time as it gains on me. Suddenly, as it is about to shove my entire…
I walk through the rivers, hunting for those giant turtle things. I see a white spinosaurus. I want to tame it. I shoot tranq arrows at it, and it gets angry. I try to run backwards and shoot arrows at the same time as it gains on me. Suddenly, as it is about to shove my entire body into its gleaming jaws, it stops, and looks me in the eye. It turns, and walks away, wading deep into the river, real close to the ocean. Just as it is about to look back and wave me a final goodbye, a megolodon and his four or so buddies drag him into the water, and it perished, eaten by the sharks. Once they eat their fill, I wade in and pick up its item cache. It had keratin and electronics. Smh. RIP white spino.
When you see it in the water your scared but when comes out of the it just like it has four legs and you aren’t as scared anymore. Well that’s what happened to me.