Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So decided to spawn a Spino into my private server, spawned it in to watch my hatchlings and hold food for them.. it is so OP that if I put it in water I fly across the map.. be safe with your spawning levels my friends or you'll fly so far you bounce of the edge of the map and go flying around for 10 minutes.
One day I decided to take that random spino walking around mah base. So I shot it, I said some really mild swearing and I was safe and up a cliff, but when I whent to shoot the spino I fell I said “holy carp how the heck am I not dead” then I got back up the cliff and started shooting a lot, the spino booked out of my render distance, that’s when I realised I’m a failure and I needed a trap. So in my short rage I failed to take a tickle chicken and I hit a stego, I started booking it back to the base and this is where it ends.
I was at level 10, I was new to the game, and I had only tamed moschops and a dilophosaurus before. I took my slingshot and spent about ten minutes launching rocks on one of these guys from a cliff, hoping to knock him out. I was unsuccessful because he started to run away. Now that I think about it, I have no idea what I would have done if I actually knocked him out. He either would have drowned in the river or I would have been eaten by piranhas trying to get to him. Never saw him again, but I nicknamed him Spino Dino.