Say hello to death.

It will find you.

And it will kill you.

I had low level spino that I named Barry,when I would travel with him,he would randomly teleport in and out of existence.And when I was mining,I wondered where Barry was and then he appeared right in front of me out of thin air.i genuinely almost got a heart attack😂.sadly he died because I forgot that I had set him to aggressive and let's just say that Barry thought the meg's were his friends 💀

I was just waking to my bace but a spinosaurs killed me and my pets and bace r.i.p dodos

Real men knock it out at level 4

Is it just me or does the gps look a lot like the satellite phone from Jurassic park 3

Scene from Jurassic Park three will haunt me forever…

“I know its my dad ‘cause of that cheap satellite phone ring tone!”

*du du Duda da du da. Du du Duda da du da da.

“Wait didn’t I last lend that to-?

*ROAR! ROOAAAAR!*

“OH GOSH RUN RUUUUN!”

That was me when I saw it on the beach 😱😱😱🪦🪦🪦

This thing isn’t scary have you seen the dodos

Someone tames lvl 150 rex and their rex walks up to my 3450 HP spino who's lvl 28.

Rex: Haha, it's a cowardly spino. How dumb she is!

My Spino: Umm... did you just call me cowardly?

Rex: Yes. And what will you do about it?

My Spino: This. *Attacks*

Rex: YEAH! BRING IT ON!

*Two seconds later*

Ark: Your spino (lvl 28) Killed a Lvl 150 Rex!

My Spino: Oh Yeah! Take that silly rex!

Sigh* I was walking around enjoying my day when I got the message that I was being followed... I turned around and just before I died, I saw the flashing teeth of a Spino... *good times*

Spinos are basicle mutated reaper kings with a sail as a saddle

Spino: [sees me walking back to my base] that do be a weird looking monke ngl, imma eat it rq

Me: [just runs away to avoid it]

Spino with a significantly higher speed stat: meh i couldnt care less

Pov: a dimetradon and a baryonyx had a baby and then fed it steroids

Spino:*touches water*

Literally a second later* spino has ascended past the ark*

Me:ah **** here we go again

When i played ark the spinos design is cool and almost looks like a real life one. Once they recovered more fossiles of the spinosaurus. I saw the tail is like a Eel's body.And i thought "are you serious. Ark make another TLC for the spino bc it has a eel's body on its tail and make it that it swims faster in the water not baryonyx speed"my brain is flat out fried from finding out spinos have a eel like tail

Spinosaurs are much more terrifying and cool than the T. rex and gigas

Rex: I'm the strongest!

Giga: noo I'm stronger

(Carchar, yuty, and allo join game)

(Rex left)

Carchar: um actually I'm the most powerful

Yuty: I have nuked peoples bases

Allo: I have destroyed 150,000,000,000 servers with just my arms

(Spino joins game)

Spino: where's giga?

(Everyone expect Spino left)

Spino>Rex spino>Rex spino>Rex pretend I spammed that onto the tip

I was riding a parasaur on south one and I saw like 3-4 of these things and I said isnt this the easy zone

Me: gathering resources to build a house

Spino: ooooo u playin Minecraft. LIKE YA CUT G

So once I was taming a sarcophagus and I brought my domino there then there came a raptor or something my spine killed the raptor but...my spine also killed the sarco🙃