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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2023-07-15T22:50:37+00:00

Is it just me or am I the only one I feel like there’s one place on the island where one of these bad bois spawn

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2022-01-23T19:19:49+00:00

Well, a fun thing you can do with these guys is tame or breed several. Make all of them fallow one leader, take them all to a swamp or any area you think would be good. Put the leader in wander mode, put all of them agro, bonus point to make them fast as heck. It’s amazing

score 7 · Answer 3 · 2020-07-17T10:58:30+00:00

It was cool when he slapped another dinosaurs.

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2023-07-01T10:23:36+00:00

Every og has got demolished by this thing :[

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2021-12-30T00:01:32+00:00

How to tame: Solve the Collatz Conjecture in 10 seconds while being charged at by a Carno. Then spino gets mind blown and gets perpetually unconscious. Then, feed meat.

Up if helpful

-BorkBro75

#CollatzConjectureJokes

score 9 · Answer 6 · 2018-12-18T10:19:42+00:00

Tfw a superpredator gets rekt by its smaller relative

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2022-08-29T04:06:32+00:00

1st evo: dimetrodon

2nd evo: kapro

3rd evo: sarco

4th evo: baryonyx

5th evo: spino

From the smallest and weakest to something that’ll make you sh*t yourself

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2021-11-11T23:41:34+00:00

Spino: hi everyone how is it-

Gigantosaurus: I am gonna eat you up

Spino: mhm sure why not doesn’t really matter

Gigantosaur: … *mind* too smart

Gigantosaurus has left the hall of fame sadly… and the game too

Spino: like I was saying…

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2021-01-09T01:30:59+00:00

Who would win a super scary fish Dino of doom who is sup a strong or a tree cat

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2020-04-24T15:23:18+00:00

Once I was gonna tame one of these guys I saw one attack a I just stop and watch it suddenly the spino said forget the megladon u look tasty.

score 8 · Answer 11 · 2019-06-05T02:33:07+00:00

Listen, these things will fight anything in the wild, it will fight a wild giga, for fun, I’m not even joking, if you come up to a wild Spino that isn’t fighting anything, there are only 3 possibilities, one, it’s tamed, two it’s already killed everything within a 400 meter radius, or three, it hasn’t seen you yet

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2019-06-05T02:30:38+00:00

*NERD ALERT* ACKCHYUALLY, most spinosaurs were bigger than Giganotosaurs, therefore, if this game were to be accurate, Spino would take the place of the Giga

score 10 · Answer 13 · 2017-12-02T19:24:15+00:00

What is this thing

Two or four legs

Back fin or no back fin

What does this thing look like

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2025-10-03T02:16:21+00:00

It look like it will one shot you but there’s one thing. There arms are too short 🤣🤣🤣

score 8 · Answer 15 · 2019-05-31T12:50:16+00:00

Me: This spawn point is going to be easy

Spino: Alright then he asked for it

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2024-01-25T08:42:15+00:00

Ok I tried to tame one of these things but... It had other ideas and camped on me i had no other choice but to RUN like the wind until a theri decieded to kill me .RIP igna my iguanadon

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2022-06-16T01:35:36+00:00

They’re all good until u see the lvl you need for saddle :,(

score 7 · Answer 18 · 2019-12-25T00:56:40+00:00

I would recommend shooting with shotgun darts from hovering quetza or you will probably die and you can’t outrun it on a deino/raptor

score 9 · Answer 19 · 2018-06-02T10:15:52+00:00

My spiino keeps pooping on her Fertilzed eggs

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2023-02-22T01:43:50+00:00

What do you get when you mix a Spinosaurus with a flamethrower?

Fiery doom.