This thing isn’t scary have you seen the dodos
Spinosaurus
Jokes and funny moments about the Spinosaurus from ARK players.
Someone tames lvl 150 rex and their rex walks up to my 3450 HP spino who's lvl 28.
Rex: Haha, it's a cowardly spino. How dumb she is!
My Spino: Umm... did you just call me cowardly?
Rex: Yes. And what will you do about it?
My Spino: This. *Attacks*
Rex: YEAH!…
Someone tames lvl 150 rex and their rex walks up to my 3450 HP spino who's lvl 28.
Rex: Haha, it's a cowardly spino. How dumb she is!
My Spino: Umm... did you just call me cowardly?
Rex: Yes. And what will you do about it?
My Spino: This. *Attacks*
Rex: YEAH! BRING IT ON!
*Two seconds later*
Ark: Your spino (lvl 28) Killed a Lvl 150 Rex!
My Spino: Oh Yeah! Take that silly rex!
When i played ark the spinos design is cool and almost looks like a real life one. Once they recovered more fossiles of the spinosaurus. I saw the tail is like a Eel's body.And i thought "are you serious. Ark make another TLC for the spino bc it has a eel's body…
When i played ark the spinos design is cool and almost looks like a real life one. Once they recovered more fossiles of the spinosaurus. I saw the tail is like a Eel's body.And i thought "are you serious. Ark make another TLC for the spino bc it has a eel's body on its tail and make it that it swims faster in the water not baryonyx speed"my brain is flat out fried from finding out spinos have a eel like tail
Spinos are basicle mutated reaper kings with a sail as a saddle
These things are so fun to troll cuz they get so mad and are crazy fast so it’s fun to fly away before they get u
Ok I tried to tame one of these things but... It had other ideas and camped on me i had no other choice but to RUN like the wind until a theri decieded to kill me .RIP igna my iguanadon
Is it just me or does the gps look a lot like the satellite phone from Jurassic park 3
Scene from Jurassic Park three will haunt me forever…
“I know its my dad ‘cause of that cheap satellite phone ring tone!”
*du du Duda da du da. Du du Duda da du da da.
“Wait didn’t I last lend that to-?
*ROAR! ROOAAAAR!*
“OH GOSH RUN RUUUUN!”
That was…
Scene from Jurassic Park three will haunt me forever…
“I know its my dad ‘cause of that cheap satellite phone ring tone!”
*du du Duda da du da. Du du Duda da du da da.
“Wait didn’t I last lend that to-?
*ROAR! ROOAAAAR!*
“OH GOSH RUN RUUUUN!”
That was me when I saw it on the beach 😱😱😱🪦🪦🪦
it walks on 2 legs! this is amazing
Friend:hey what's ringing? Me: have they added phones in ark? Friend: but it's coming from the river there Me: wait a sec don't go in that river Friend: hey I think it's getting closer Me: Jesus krist it's a spino GAME: Friend got killed by level 150…
Friend:hey what's ringing? Me: have they added phones in ark? Friend: but it's coming from the river there Me: wait a sec don't go in that river Friend: hey I think it's getting closer Me: Jesus krist it's a spino GAME: Friend got killed by level 150 spinosaurus Me: Fuck.... GAME: you just got killed by level 150 spinosaurus
I was just waking to my bace but a spinosaurs killed me and my pets and bace r.i.p dodos
Spino: [sees me walking back to my base] that do be a weird looking monke ngl, imma eat it rq
Me: [just runs away to avoid it]
Spino with a significantly higher speed stat: meh i couldnt care less
Pov: a dimetradon and a baryonyx had a baby and then fed it steroids
Spino:*touches water*
Literally a second later* spino has ascended past the ark*
Me:ah **** here we go again
I was riding a parasaur on south one and I saw like 3-4 of these things and I said isnt this the easy zone
Me: gathering resources to build a house
Spino: ooooo u playin Minecraft. LIKE YA CUT G
So once I was taming a sarcophagus and I brought my domino there then there came a raptor or something my spine killed the raptor but...my spine also killed the sarco🙃
When the game says “safe shores” 20 foot steps later I FINE ONE KILLING EVERYTHING why game WHY MY POOR PETRA
Rex: I'm the strongest!
Giga: noo I'm stronger
(Carchar, yuty, and allo join game)
(Rex left)
Carchar: um actually I'm the most powerful
Yuty: I have nuked peoples bases
Allo: I have destroyed 150,000,000,000 servers with just my arms
(Spino joins…
Rex: I'm the strongest!
Giga: noo I'm stronger
(Carchar, yuty, and allo join game)
(Rex left)
Carchar: um actually I'm the most powerful
Yuty: I have nuked peoples bases
Allo: I have destroyed 150,000,000,000 servers with just my arms
(Spino joins game)
Spino: where's giga?
(Everyone expect Spino left)
Spino>Rex spino>Rex spino>Rex pretend I spammed that onto the tip