Friend:hey what's ringing? Me: have they added phones in ark? Friend: but it's coming from the river there Me: wait a sec don't go in that river Friend: hey I think it's getting closer Me: Jesus krist it's a spino GAME: Friend got killed by level 150 spinosaurus Me: Fuck.... GAME: you just got killed by level 150 spinosaurus

Spinosaur AI reaching you: 0 IQ Spinosaur AI reaching the dinosaur you ordered him to attack: 200 IQ

Thought it was a vegetarian rip me

There is one on the island that I'm at and I was like,"Ooh I'm gonna tame that!"I got my pteranodon loaded with everything I needed and went to go tame it.It went right next to my base in my rush to evacuate my dinosaurs 4 were killed by jellyfish.they were weaker ones so I didn't mind.But the rest were still nearby I got so scared I landed and saved the game.I haven't played in days because I'm so scared but I have a plan.So maybe soon I'll go do what I gotta do.Soon

When the game says “safe shores” 20 foot steps later I FINE ONE KILLING EVERYTHING why game WHY MY POOR PETRA

I thought he was running from me but no…AH

I had my spino run into a Rex, slapped it so hard, landed near some other Rex’s and they were p*ssed until he roared and the others were like, “ oh f*ck no “

I just tamed a spino, and all of a sudden the beach is in a wasteland

When your trying to tame one of these and the moment you knock it out a bunch of creatures kill it

So I was on rag and there is this really long and deep cliff (past it is where I got my Griffin) and when I go down I'd see loads of spinos there( I also fell in it with my Griffin but my otter saved me because I only upgraded his damage and now can one-shot any thing)

Is there even a creative mode on ark

They say that in real life they are bigger then t-Rex and giga that is a true fact but in ark they where right about it being bigger then the Rex but it is smaller then the giga what is up with that ARK DEFIES ALL LOGIC ark needs to do Dino homework

Mom, can we have stego at home? No, we have stego at home. Stego at home:

*Me*I love u spino *spino* slays me for the 231542 time *me* I still love spinos

I once had a spino named spine. He was amazing. We could take three trikes in a row. The my friend went to the swamp and he died because my friend attacked two giraffe things and then he went into water and got attacked by multiple piranhas. R.I.P spine.

Fun fact, do not go in the water while running from one of them.

A rock lemme get flint…2 seconds later: 😵😵😵😵 me friend: heh-😵

Ok so If you see a spino make sure to punch it and stand still it will give you 80 gold trust me so cool glitch

Iim planning to get a spino soon - but due to the fact that I play single player and there are too many sad stories about dead spinos (mostly bubbles he will be missed ) imma make mine just sit around at base with my 38 other Dinos just casually chilling for no clear reason lol

Me: spawns in South Zone 1

Every Spinosaurus in existence: “Allow us to introduce ourselves.”