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What are some funny jokes or stories about the snow owl? Funny snow owl jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hey guys today we are going to listen to the story of the snow owl 🦉. So it was early afternoon in the snowy biome and there was an owl he was big (like the snow owl) and he was flying around nicely until... BOO! A argentavis had scared the owl and the owl crashed into the snow. That’s why to this day Snow owls have snow on them and they are hostile. Up for more story’s on other animals
How they made the snow owl
Supervisor: Hey so we need another flyer similar to an argent
Designer: got it
Supervisor: take an argent
Designer: alright
Supervisor: now reduce wait and health by a couple million
Designer: ok
Supervisor: now give it a corruption look
Designer: ok
Supervisor: make it completely white
Designer: ok
Supervisor: give it the ability to freeze dinos and players and heal them while using stamina
Designer: isnt tha-
Supervisor: now give it a dive attack
Designer: why haven't we put that on all di-
Supervisor: now make it so you can "freeze bomb" a group of creatures and heal
Designer: thats gonna lead to a lot of trolling...
Supervisor: idc now make it so when you level stamina it increases by a couple billion
Designer: is that all?
Supervisor: no now give it thermal vision so it can see other creatures.
Designer: at least thats reasonable
Supervisor: alright we are finished now run that through and add it to the new extinction map
Designer: finally..
1 month later...
Fred (player one) has joined
Dave (player two) has joined
Dave: glad we could finally get some fur armor.
Fred: maybe we should go to the ice dome and try and tame a snow owl.
Dave: why not.
5 minutes later
Fred: is that an argent?
Dave: lets tame it (dismounts flyer and fires tranq)
Fred: dude that thing is coming in fast
Dave: oh lord (shoots 16 more tranq)
Dave has been killed by snow owl lvl 145!
Wing boi (pteredon) has been killed by snow owl lvl 145!
Based on true events lol -Krysta1Wyvrn