Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
How they made the snow owl
Supervisor: Hey so we need another flyer similar to an argent
Designer: got it
Supervisor: take an argent
Designer: alright
Supervisor: now reduce wait and health by a couple million
Designer: ok
Supervisor: now give it a corruption look
Designer: ok
Supervisor: make it completely white
Designer: ok
Supervisor: give it the ability to freeze dinos and players and heal them while using stamina
Designer: isnt tha-
Supervisor: now give it a dive attack
Designer: why haven't we put that on all di-
Supervisor: now make it so you can "freeze bomb" a group of creatures and heal
Designer: thats gonna lead to a lot of trolling...
Supervisor: idc now make it so when you level stamina it increases by a couple billion
Designer: is that all?
Supervisor: no now give it thermal vision so it can see other creatures.
Designer: at least thats reasonable
Supervisor: alright we are finished now run that through and add it to the new extinction map
Designer: finally..
1 month later...
Fred (player one) has joined
Dave (player two) has joined
Dave: glad we could finally get some fur armor.
Fred: maybe we should go to the ice dome and try and tame a snow owl.
Dave: why not.
5 minutes later
Fred: is that an argent?
Dave: lets tame it (dismounts flyer and fires tranq)
Fred: dude that thing is coming in fast
Dave: oh lord (shoots 16 more tranq)
Dave has been killed by snow owl lvl 145!
Wing boi (pteredon) has been killed by snow owl lvl 145!
Based on true events lol -Krysta1Wyvrn
More Snow Owl Funny Tips
Is Harry potter in ark now? We have Phoenix, Basilisk, and Owls?
Wouldnt recommend taming...it took three licks of my tootsie pop then ate it and flew off...
"911 what's your emergency?"
Owl: there's an intruder in my house
911 operater trying to be funny: who?
Owl: *gets taken*
911 operator: get it cause you're an owl?
Intruder: LMAO so funny
Now stop dreaming of taming one. And go back to your character who is about to die from dehydration and go punch trees.
Itβs name is Hedwig (Like if your a Harry Potter fan)
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Uhhh whoβs there
Errol
Errol who
Errol is from Harry Potter
Plz like this toke a lot of time on phone
This is what happens when you give a argy steroids and then give it more.
CANT FIND ONE CANT SEE ONE BUT YET I CAN FIND DODOS ALL OVER... AND THERE EXTINCT !!
Named it Hedwig, didnt last 7 books, about 7 seconds when the wolves attacked.
The Duolingo bird after you stopped taking lessons every day.
Is it bad that I colored my snow owl orange and green and named it the doulingo bird so every time I kill someone it says in chat that someone was killed by the doulingo bird