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How they made the snow owl

Supervisor: Hey so we need another flyer similar to an argent

Designer: got it

Supervisor: take an argent

Designer: alright

Supervisor: now reduce wait and health by a couple million

Designer: ok

Supervisor: now give it a corruption look

Designer: ok

Supervisor: make it completely white

Designer: ok

Supervisor: give it the ability to freeze dinos and players and heal them while using stamina

Designer: isnt tha-

Supervisor: now give it a dive attack

Designer: why haven't we put that on all di-

Supervisor: now make it so you can "freeze bomb" a group of creatures and heal

Designer: thats gonna lead to a lot of trolling...

Supervisor: idc now make it so when you level stamina it increases by a couple billion

Designer: is that all?

Supervisor: no now give it thermal vision so it can see other creatures.

Designer: at least thats reasonable

Supervisor: alright we are finished now run that through and add it to the new extinction map

Designer: finally..

1 month later...

Fred (player one) has joined

Dave (player two) has joined

Dave: glad we could finally get some fur armor.

Fred: maybe we should go to the ice dome and try and tame a snow owl.

Dave: why not.

5 minutes later

Fred: is that an argent?

Dave: lets tame it (dismounts flyer and fires tranq)

Fred: dude that thing is coming in fast

Dave: oh lord (shoots 16 more tranq)

Dave has been killed by snow owl lvl 145!

Wing boi (pteredon) has been killed by snow owl lvl 145!

Based on true events lol -Krysta1Wyvrn

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