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What are some funny jokes or stories about the snow owl? Funny snow owl jokes submitted by ARK players.
Is Harry potter in ark now? We have Phoenix, Basilisk, and Owls?
Wouldnt recommend taming...it took three licks of my tootsie pop then ate it and flew off...
"911 what's your emergency?"
Owl: there's an intruder in my house
911 operater trying to be funny: who?
Owl: *gets taken*
911 operator: get it cause you're an owl?
Intruder: LMAO so funny
Owl: there's an intruder in my house
911 operater trying to be funny: who?
Owl: *gets taken*
911 operator: get it cause you're an owl?
Intruder: LMAO so funny
Itβs name is Hedwig (Like if your a Harry Potter fan)
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Uhhh whoβs there
Errol
Errol who
Errol is from Harry Potter
Plz like this toke a lot of time on phone
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Uhhh whoβs there
Errol
Errol who
Errol is from Harry Potter
Plz like this toke a lot of time on phone
Now stop dreaming of taming one. And go back to your character who is about to die from dehydration and go punch trees.
This is what happens when you give a argy steroids and then give it more.
CANT FIND ONE CANT SEE ONE BUT YET I CAN FIND DODOS ALL OVER... AND THERE EXTINCT !!
Named it Hedwig, didnt last 7 books, about 7 seconds when the wolves attacked.
I got a max level pumped every level in to stam and froze some one until they logged out
It has heat vision ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
So after hedwig was killed (rip hedwig) the death eaters used dark magic and element to bring her back as a giant aggressive owl then sent it to extinction thatβs how the snow owls came to be
Look at all those chickens!
It was huge!
It was huge!
Owl be back, I was just thinking of one of WHO-diniβs magic tricks.
When it says 98.7 percent chance of death for using ur fists...
It means for you
It means for you
Hey guys today we are going to listen to the story of the snow owl π¦. So it was early afternoon in the snowy biome and there was an owl he was big (like the snow owl) and he was flying around nicely until... BOO! A argentavis had scared the owl and the owl crashed into the snow. Thatβs why to this day Snow owls have snow on them and they are hostile. Up for more storyβs on other animals
That moment when you want a snow owl so badly but canβt afford extinction you just paint an argie white
I think wildcard loves Harry Potter.
IT'S AN OWL!!!!!!!! π₯ YAY! I β€οΈ OWLS!!!!!!
Hedwig returns after being killed
Honey? Where's my super saddle?