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What are some funny jokes or stories about the snow owl? Funny snow owl jokes submitted by ARK players.
It’s name is Hedwig (Like if your a Harry Potter fan)
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Uhhh who’s there
Errol
Errol who
Errol is from Harry Potter
Plz like this toke a lot of time on phone
If you are curious how to make a snow owl you will need:
1 argie
1 daedon
5 bags of ice
1 pack of steroids
1pair of heat vision goggles and
1 blender
Step 1: put the argie, daedon, and 3 bags of ice in the blender and BLEND!
Step 2: put the heat vision goggles and the remaining ice in the blender and BLEND!n
Step 3: take it out of the blender and put it in the freezer for 2 days
Step 4: take it out of the freezer and feed it steroids
Step 5: put a saddle on it… ENJOY!
How to make a snow owl!!
You will need:
1 argy
1 griffin
1 daeodon
30 bags of ice
A blender
A freezer
Some steroids
And some heat vision goggles
Step one: Put the argy and the griffin into the blender
Step two: Take the Daeodons healing factor and put it in the blender
Step three: Throw the goggles and the bags of ice into the blender.
Step four: BLEND!!!
Step five: Take the mixture out of the blender and put in freezer for 2 hours.
Step 6: Take out the finished product and feed it steroids.
Step 7: Enjoy!
How they made the snow owl
Supervisor: Hey so we need another flyer similar to an argent
Designer: got it
Supervisor: take an argent
Designer: alright
Supervisor: now reduce wait and health by a couple million
Designer: ok
Supervisor: now give it a corruption look
Designer: ok
Supervisor: make it completely white
Designer: ok
Supervisor: give it the ability to freeze dinos and players and heal them while using stamina
Designer: isnt tha-
Supervisor: now give it a dive attack
Designer: why haven't we put that on all di-
Supervisor: now make it so you can "freeze bomb" a group of creatures and heal
Designer: thats gonna lead to a lot of trolling...
Supervisor: idc now make it so when you level stamina it increases by a couple billion
Designer: is that all?
Supervisor: no now give it thermal vision so it can see other creatures.
Designer: at least thats reasonable
Supervisor: alright we are finished now run that through and add it to the new extinction map
Designer: finally..
1 month later...
Fred (player one) has joined
Dave (player two) has joined
Dave: glad we could finally get some fur armor.
Fred: maybe we should go to the ice dome and try and tame a snow owl.
Dave: why not.
5 minutes later
Fred: is that an argent?
Dave: lets tame it (dismounts flyer and fires tranq)
Fred: dude that thing is coming in fast
Dave: oh lord (shoots 16 more tranq)
Dave has been killed by snow owl lvl 145!
Wing boi (pteredon) has been killed by snow owl lvl 145!
Based on true events lol -Krysta1Wyvrn