Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the snow owl? Funny snow owl jokes submitted by ARK players.
Is Harry potter in ark now? We have Phoenix, Basilisk, and Owls?
Wouldnt recommend taming...it took three licks of my tootsie pop then ate it and flew off...
"911 what's your emergency?"
Owl: there's an intruder in my house
911 operater trying to be funny: who?
Owl: *gets taken*
911 operator: get it cause you're an owl?
Intruder: LMAO so funny
Itβs name is Hedwig (Like if your a Harry Potter fan)
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Whoβs there
Hedwig
Hedwig who
Knock Knock
Uhhh whoβs there
Errol
Errol who
Errol is from Harry Potter
Plz like this toke a lot of time on phone
Now stop dreaming of taming one. And go back to your character who is about to die from dehydration and go punch trees.
This is what happens when you give a argy steroids and then give it more.
CANT FIND ONE CANT SEE ONE BUT YET I CAN FIND DODOS ALL OVER... AND THERE EXTINCT !!
How to make a snow owl!!
You will need:
1 argy
1 griffin
1 daeodon
30 bags of ice
A blender
A freezer
Some steroids
And some heat vision goggles
Step one: Put the argy and the griffin into the blender
Step two: Take the Daeodons healing factor and put it in the blender
Step three: Throw the goggles and the bags of ice into the blender.
Step four: BLEND!!!
Step five: Take the mixture out of the blender and put in freezer for 2 hours.
Step 6: Take out the finished product and feed it steroids.
Step 7: Enjoy!
Named it Hedwig, didnt last 7 books, about 7 seconds when the wolves attacked.
I painted my owl green and made its beak and feet orange then named it duolingo, I like to massacre random beach goers sometimes so that in their tribe log, there will always be a message saying that they were killed by duolingo
It has heat vision ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
Look at all those chickens!
It was huge!
So after hedwig was killed (rip hedwig) the death eaters used dark magic and element to bring her back as a giant aggressive owl then sent it to extinction thatβs how the snow owls came to be
Owl be back, I was just thinking of one of WHO-diniβs magic tricks.
This is what happens if You put a griffin and argy in the blender then put it in a freezer for 24hrs
I got a max level pumped every level in to stam and froze some one until they logged out
When it says 98.7 percent chance of death for using ur fists...
It means for you
That moment when you want a snow owl so badly but canβt afford extinction you just paint an argie white
IT'S AN OWL!!!!!!!! π₯ YAY! I β€οΈ OWLS!!!!!!
IT'S AN OWL!!!!!!!! π₯ YAY! I β€οΈ OWLS!!!!!!