Trying to tame a shadow and be like:

Player:good it's asleep

Walks 0.1 inches

Shadowmane: *wakes up*

Player:heck

Shadowmane:here have a respawn screen

me: what a nice day

shadow mane:what a nic- om Nom Nom

I will now sleep. Hears a tiny footstep of a glow tail. WHAT?! Attacks glow tail. You 😤😒😭

Can somebody give me a good creature to summon

Ok lets just quietly and quickly sneak up to it and fee- *ShadowMane wakes up and Bones from Imagine Dragon plays*

Fish Cat:D.

I’ve got human blood stains in my mouth and it won’t go

You guys know chunky from the croods the big cat. It looks like him a little bit lol!!

I have been breeding for the best shadowmane but I got a army of crappy ones and 3 good ones pls tell me what to do with them

These guys can back flip just jump in the air high and move ur joystick

Ok but this thing got mad hops tho

Look guys… ITS YOUR DAD

wait where did it go?

Kid: look daddy!! It’s a fish!

Dad: correction, tiger nightmare with Gil’s

Cat if it was from doom the dark ages

These things are so pretty!!

I want one sooooooo bad!!

Me and my bro were taming this thing and when we do our,drum roll please our game CRASHED!

Me: reading on the internet

Internet: shadowmanes can glide

Me: let’s fly

Shadowmane: splat

Zippaty zappity be ready for your gun to go rap Tap tappety

Get one with really good melee then name it lionblaze (from warriors)

Me:

Taming a shadow mane on 98.4%

The shadowmane:(sees my foot and chages back to 0%

Me:trying five more times and it doesn't work

Me: (starts to cry)