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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the shadowmane? Funny shadowmane jokes submitted by ARK players.
You gotta tip toe like a slinky weasel behind the Shadowcat's tail as it slumbers, resist the urge to hug the fluffy murder kitty, and feed it a tasty basket of sardines from your hot bar. The kitty accepts this generous gift and disappears in a flash.
Use the taming tracker to find it again.
When it go sleep sleep
Don't make a peep peep
Unless u want to bleed bleed
Then u get eat eat
Your rexes are dead dead
Your head looks red red
You go cry cry
Then lion makes u go bye bye
Your tribemate is hurt hurt
Lion's name is Burt Burt
But it wish wish
For a little fish fish
The end
Me. (A crazy cat person) Going to see a shadow man for the first time. Super excited!
(Shadow mane is just about to get out of the cryopod.) Omg omg omg another kitty!
He comes out of the cryopod.
Me.........😶...... Its a cat/fish hybrid. That eat fish... The kitty is eating its own cousins! BAD Kitty!