Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the sarco? Funny sarco jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was on a raft with stone foundations and walls passin by near the shores on the island then this dudes show up, 2 sarcos i was like "okay im gonna leave real quick" as soon as they start chasin they knocked me out of my raft and my newly tamed sabertooth.
raft: imma keep goin..so long sucker!!!!
me: wtf?!? how is that raft still goin?
the crocs: oi we aint lettin u or your cat leave
me: *grabs pike*
sacros: *dies*
tamed sabertooth:*drowning*
megs approaching: snacks!!!!!
raft:*still goin straight*
time: hehe boi its modnight its all black, u dun see nothing!!!
me: *crying*
*the night i started to stay further away from the shorelines and started kill these thing on sight just like the jellyfishes*
-i dindt my my body, my stuff, my saddle....
Legend says the raft is still goin......
In order for me to tame this thing, I had to drop two Dilophosaurus inside of the ocean and one of them survived megalodon, and I threw it back in the water then I watched it stuck in a few trees. I knocked it out, and surprisingly it survived all the way when I brought it to my base I made a massive pin for it and it’s the best mount ever I easily went around megalodons include an alpha seen new creatures, and I watched to kill lots of things easily best tame ever for me at least by the way the main reason I attempt is because it scares away piranhas remember that now goodbye from Grim :D
I remember I saw a sarco and I decided to keep my distance and wait for it to be killed so I can collect the meat off of it and then it was killed by one of those tortoise thingys (forgot the name) and it liturally flew so high then landed right near where I was but when I got there to collect it’s meat it magically started flying again all the way to another island🤣