Once I perfect tamed a level 150, and named him Axel. He was my best tame so far(level 45) and we did everything together. But one day, we heard an alpha rex had been spotted on the server, at this time, I reached level 85, and I decided to scout the area with Axel to find it. But a thylakoids came and knocked me off Axel, and Axel killed it. However at this unlucky time, I heard the ground shake. I turned around, and was greeted by alphas sick smile. After my gruesome death( damn rex) I was sad because I thought Axel was screwed. However after a month of playing, someone on the server sent me a message saying they saw my saber tooth. They brought him to me on an argy, and I renamed him Greatness, and he(somehow) had loot and do from the alpha!!!
Once on official I was chatting to some tribe mates and I said “it’s time to kill the chat” and I saw a saber tooth rushing at me and it got shot by a tribe mate and he was French. The other day I was searching cat and I just realized that chat means cat in French.
Get an orange one of these a brown mammoth and a green megatheeream name the cat "Deaigo" the mammoth "many(you say maany and name it many)" and name the megatheeream "Sid" and VOLL'A YOU CREATED THE ARK AGE GET IT?! ARK AGE ICE AGE UP DOOT SOOTHERS NO
Me:I want to pat you
Me:*ACCIDENTALLY HITS SABER*
Me:Ouch.BAD KITTY!RUN RUN RUN RAAAAAAUUUN
saber: bites me again
Me:glitches to words giga
Giga:raaawr.*poops on me*nomnomnomnomnom
Game:you were killed by giga poop lvl 1
Me in real life:*drops PC out of the window
Moral:don't hit anything