Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Once on official I was chatting to some tribe mates and I said “it’s time to kill the chat” and I saw a saber tooth rushing at me and it got shot by a tribe mate and he was French. The other day I was searching cat and I just realized that chat means cat in French.
More Sabertooth Funny Tips
Get one of these, An Mammoth, and an Therazino and you have the cast to an Ice Age Movie.
Once I perfect tamed a level 150, and named him Axel. He was my best tame so far(level 45) and we did everything together. But one day, we heard an alpha rex had been spotted on the server, at this time, I reached level 85, and I decided to scout the area with Axel to find it. But a thylakoids came and knocked me off Axel, and Axel killed it. However at this unlucky time, I heard the ground shake. I turned around, and was greeted by alphas sick smile. After my gruesome death( damn rex) I was sad because I thought Axel was screwed. However after a month of playing, someone on the server sent me a message saying they saw my saber tooth. They brought him to me on an argy, and I renamed him Greatness, and he(somehow) had loot and do from the alpha!!!
My sabertooth just died he leaves behind his mate and son may I have a moment of silence for him😓
I was tameing one in the outscerts of the ice zone and got attacked by a pack of four aliosorisis and one was an alpha or something 😭
Named my first Old Deuteronomy, got her a male, Macavity, breeded the hell out of them and now I've got the whole cast of Cats. Go Jellicles.
Me=*click click click* here kitty kitty kitty! Oh hey more kitty's! Wait why are they running towards me? AAAAH GOD HAVE MER- *you were killed by a lv 150 sabre tooth*
Put headphones on it. Give it a controller. Make it play ark or somethin. Call it gamercat. Updoot if you like gamercat.