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Me:hello kitty

Me:I want to pat you

Me:*ACCIDENTALLY HITS SABER*

Saber:RAAARAWWRARARRWRAAAAAAWRARAWRARWRS

SABER:*bites me*

Me:Ouch.BAD KITTY!RUN RUN RUN RAAAAAAUUUN

saber: bites me again

Me:glitches to words giga

Giga:hi

Me:*gulp*

Giga:raaawr.*poops on me*nomnomnomnomnom

Me:[email protected]

Game:you were killed by giga poop lvl 1

Me in real life:*drops PC out of the window

Moral:don't hit anything

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