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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the royal griffin? Funny royal griffin jokes submitted by ARK players.
For all you mobile players with griffins that aren’t taming: for whatever reason, you need to find to griffs that have the same start of the name, (e.g. ragankon, ragara could breed, but ragankon and likuvia cannot) I hope this helped, you and me both know what I want, just do it so everyone sees this… also, kind of because I crave validation from twitter. I mean- uh… Dododex.
WARNING: This joke contains mild spoilers for Harry Potter. If you haven’t read past Book 3.
If you don’t care about spoilers, or have read past this point then enjoy the joke!
(Notices Harry Potter reference royal griffins = hippogriffs)
Harry Potter: Bow to show respect. If they respect you they will bow back.
Ark: Bow to show respect (over level 85) If they respect you they will bow back.
Harry Potter: DONT INSALT THEM!! (Malfoy learned that the hard way)
Ark: DONT INSALT THEM!! (Noobs learned that the hard way)
Harry Potter (Disposal of Dangerous Creatures): Kiiiiiill them they’re a threat!!
Ark (Rexes and Gigas) Kiiiiiiil them they’re a threat!!
Harry Potter: They are verrrrrrryyyy vain.
Ark: They are verrrrrrrrryyyy vain. (Only mate with one of the same royal clan)
Malfoy out of context: These things are a threat to my health... LOOOOK AT MY ARRRRRMMMMM!!!!!!!! Owwwwwww!
Harry, Hermione, and Ron: SHUT UP MALFOY YOUR PERFECLY FINE!!!!