WARNING: This joke contains mild spoilers for Harry Potter. If you haven’t read past Book 3.

If you don’t care about spoilers, or have read past this point then enjoy the joke!

(Notices Harry Potter reference royal griffins = hippogriffs)

Harry Potter: Bow to show respect. If they respect you they will bow back.

Ark: Bow to show respect (over level 85) If they respect you they will bow back.

Harry Potter: DONT INSALT THEM!! (Malfoy learned that the hard way)

Ark: DONT INSALT THEM!! (Noobs learned that the hard way)

Harry Potter (Disposal of Dangerous Creatures): Kiiiiiill them they’re a threat!!

Ark (Rexes and Gigas) Kiiiiiiil them they’re a threat!!

Harry Potter: They are verrrrrrryyyy vain.

Ark: They are verrrrrrrrryyyy vain. (Only mate with one of the same royal clan)

Malfoy out of context: These things are a threat to my health... LOOOOK AT MY ARRRRRMMMMM!!!!!!!! Owwwwwww!

Harry, Hermione, and Ron: SHUT UP MALFOY YOUR PERFECLY FINE!!!!