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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the royal griffin? Funny royal griffin jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me sees griffins mating: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Also I need more words sooo
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I had a pteradon named Sapnap, and I went to get a explorer note on one of the mountains, I forgot where at exactly, and this is on mobile, and one of these saw me and started attacking Sapnap while was getting, ending up killin him and me, I was level 50 something and I went back to get Sapnap's life source chip and I didn't have enough amber and I started crying at 1am because I almost couldn't revive him, long story short I got him back after 4 hours of trying to get amber and accidently uninstalled ARK a couple days later and lost all my progress so, R.I.P Sapnap 🥲
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I was going to tame griffin it took me 50hrs to knock it out and then I checked and it only ate fish and prime meat and I’m like what so i went all the way down and found a giga and I’m like maybe I should tame this my Argus like nope not in a million years any way my argument is now dead and I will get my revenge on the giga
Friend:Want to buy a griffin fertilized egg?
Me:sure how much?
Friend:Three GC
Me: ummmm :| I guess I’ll buy
Friend:tanks for the gc
Friend talking behind his back: >:) hehehehe i fot gc. for free ;-)
2 months later
Me:it took almost. God damn months to raise this lil #%!#ER
Me:ima wipe that ass >:(