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What are some funny jokes or stories about the royal griffin? Funny royal griffin jokes submitted by ARK players.
i was tryna tame a griffin with the same last letter name as me (since i wasnt level 85 yet) the trap i made wasnt good and it escaped so i had to chase it all around the mountain until it landed, finally knocked it out gave it marcotics, prime meat and soothing balm, went out to find more prime meat and this griffin is just slowly and casually sliding down the mountain. so then i had to kill all the allos in the area and keep an eye on it while it casually just slid down the mountain, singleplayer sure is interesting sometimes.
So, I was trying to tame a griffin once but I didn’t know that it was take FOREVER if you didn’t have kibble or soothing balm. I came with normal meat lol. If you’re a noob like me, NEVER COME WITH JUST NORMAL MEAT! Or at least have prime meat with you as well, I had to go hunting to get prime meat to tame it faster but in the end I decided to spend my money buying soothing balm because I was DONE WAITING FOR THAT GRIFFIN TO TAME! I didn’t play Ark for awhile after starting to tame the griffin because of how long it was taking and how much bio toxin I was wasting. For the noobs out there, DON’T COME UNPREPARED LIKE ME! I forgot my griffin’s surname as I’m writing this but I call him Halloween. To the pros out there laughing about how dumb I am, idc I’d laugh at myself as well.