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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the royal griffin? Funny royal griffin jokes submitted by ARK players.
HOW TO TAME A ROYAL GRIFFIN:
God console players/paying players: get chef station, go to far’s peak not on a flying mount, but on a dire wolf on fly, as this is how I tamed my first one with out a trap. DO NOT DO A TRAP, UNLESS YOUR ARE SCHWALBE (ARK version of Dream)
If you have chef: look up Allo or griffin kibble, and get bioToxin- From TigerShark The Gaming manokit
Me: oh cool! I’m gonna tame this sucker and get him in my base
Griffin: *le epicly dies as I take his thingy*
Me: *goes to personal obliesk complete with traps*
Griffin: *le epicly costs a million Amber*
Me: holy cow
Griffin: *laughs obnoxiously as I facepalm myself
This was a true story and, no griffins were hurt in the making of this thing (actually they were.)