Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
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More Rockwell Funny Tips
The Best Way To Tame Rockwell
1. Rockwell has very low torpor tolerance. Attack it with a slingshot 2-4 times.
2. Next place Mejoberry, Azulberry, and others in its inventory.
3. Wait until it is tamed.
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Me after I defeat him: nice having a conversation with you, but I wish you would stop threatening me
Rockwell: I donβt think you get the entire point of the game
Step 1: summon Rockwell
Step 2: absolutely pee your pants
Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant
Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water
Step5: question yourself
Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs donβt kill you from stress
Step 7: fight Rockwell
Step 9: finish Rockwellβs fight
Step 10: alt f4 or close the game
Step 11: delete the game
Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have
Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again
Step 14: repeat
I make this to make people Laugh
Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame
Why are you even in the taming section for Rockwell?
What would you want a pet Rockwell for?
ANSWER ME
Itβs a passive mejoberry tame.
Ez tame just bring a slingshot knock it out and feed mejoberrys and heβs all yours
Apparently it is on ragnarok
Everyone like it so dodorex can see
Me when I see Rockwell: Hey
Rockwell: YOUR SURVIVAL ENDS HERE!!! wait what r u doing in the console comman-?
Me: *spams forcetame*
Rockwell: HOW DARE U FORCETAME ME?!, I AM ROCKWELL, GOD OF THE ARKS!
Me: Shut up, ur names is Bob and we're having tacos later.
Real question is, why do your tentacles have genders?
Welp this is gonna be fun to see Edmund transform into this in the series:D jk I am petrified D: