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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Showa mecha:excuuuuuuuuse me! What did you just say? Showa goji:you disgust…
Showa mecha:excuuuuuuuuse me! What did you just say?
Showa goji:you disgust me peasant.
Rockwell:ur gonna die u know.
Showa ghidorah:I’m gonna kill you you know?(turns into planet eater(void ghidorah))
Zombie gigan:I like ya cut g.
D.E.M.O.N:*laughing in the corner*
Planet eater:*beams*
Rockwell:*get beamed on*
Planet eater:did we win?
Zombie gigan:I think.
D.E.M.O.N: my turn!(jumscares)
Planet eater: Score one for the boys back home!
Godzilla:DO IT AGAIN I WASNT LOOKING!
Zombie gigan:(troll face)
More Rockwell Funny Tips
Step 1: summon Rockwell
Step 2: absolutely pee your pants
Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant
Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water
Step5: question yourself
Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress
Step 7: fight Rockwell
Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight
Step 10: alt f4 or close the game
Step 11: delete the game
Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have
Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again
Step 14: repeat
I make this to make people Laugh
Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame