Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Wait if he’s the Rockwell from aberration then he does that thing in genesis how the fu*k did he......
is this a timeline paradox thing in aberration you fight him genesis just came out now he’s back from the dead he died two times first by turning into the head then trapped in a hole then somehow a clone of himself got out turned into aberration boss then the head oc Rockwell got into genesis then you fight him.......HOW!!!!!!!!!
More Rockwell Funny Tips
Step 1: summon Rockwell
Step 2: absolutely pee your pants
Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant
Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water
Step5: question yourself
Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress
Step 7: fight Rockwell
Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight
Step 10: alt f4 or close the game
Step 11: delete the game
Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have
Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again
Step 14: repeat
I make this to make people Laugh
Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame