this is why I don’t like tea. he drank it all the time and now look at him.

Why does everyone like Helena. I mean, I guess she’s the only normal character but still, not even Rockwell or mei yin or whoever she is.

Me when I see Rockwell: Hey

Rockwell: YOUR SURVIVAL ENDS HERE!!! wait what r u doing in the console comman-?

Me: *spams forcetame*

Rockwell: HOW DARE U FORCETAME ME?!, I AM ROCKWELL, GOD OF THE ARKS!

Me: Shut up, ur names is Bob and we're having tacos later.

People say I have a crush on him, you probably know why.

Ez tame just bring a slingshot knock it out and feed mejoberrys and he’s all yours

It’s a passive mejoberry tame.

Apparently it is on ragnarok

Everyone like it so dodorex can see

Force tame him

No really. He’s good for gathering element (aka) crack

Celebrities before and after smoking😱😱😢:

Real question is, why do your tentacles have genders?