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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.
PvP Drake fan: imma name it Drake take care of it an aw man me: on carcha they not like us Drake fan: game: ur lvl 150 Drake died 😭😭😭
Me: oh anddd Drake fan: what me: tribe mates come on other charchas destroys base mustard on the beat yo MUSTARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD what I just kill 🤬 cause it’s in my dna 🧬
My bulbdog is slowly biting this thing's balls (like the champion it is) until it dies.
But first, context! My first venture down the deep, mysterious waterfall I remembered from the trailer for Aberration years ago when my friend had the game. I'm not stupid, I brought a beast of a ravager named Daryl, and my bright-but-not-the-smart-kind puppet Daryl. Tossed a couple practice ziplines, traversed one from a small root to a rocky ledge with lots of foliage and a silly monke. A shimmer caught my eye, but likely imagination. Just kidding, I'm not that stupid! I ran back to my zipline anchor, only to discover a very important behaviour; They hate ziplines. In general.
Upon looking back, I noticed a drake frustratingly trying to get to Daryl (the dumb one), who has gently nestled himself in this thing's taint, nibbling away until it chews its way out the other side.
What in Daryl's name do I do