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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.
My Name is <player name>. I’m <age> years old. My house is in <area>, where all the <local Dinos> are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for <tribe>, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After drinking a glass of warm milk and doing about 20 minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with enemies, like winning or losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight, (rock drake appears behind player), wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Is the rock drake the only way to get to the surface or is there a ground entry I've been stuck on a abb map for about 3 months all the obs are on the surface and did I mention the server I play on is so laggy you don't even take fall damage and predators don't even agro on you even if you get right up close and sometimes I'm just killed by invisible things if anyone has some suggestions pls share with me oh if anyone wants to help me I play on ps4 and my username is kaden13thomas