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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2020-09-01T22:18:40+00:00

(Picks up eggy gen hears glideing noises ) oh sh$t player was killed bye level 120 rock drake

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2018-03-12T08:17:32+00:00

It’s a rock drake it’s not made of rock so the titan is a rock drake the rock drake is a titan

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2018-02-16T21:02:14+00:00

Hay my last name is Stoner!!!! No joke it is. My name suggjustion is Duane the rock drake Jonson

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2023-07-02T21:06:27+00:00

I rember i was going to get a rock drake egg,no rock drakes where in sight. As soon as i grabbed it,i got jumped by the initre trench,even though i cleared the intire area. Like- 40 drakes attacked me and my spinos-

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2023-06-01T01:46:01+00:00

Enter the aberration cave

The surface

Regular area

Blue zone

Red zone

Drake nest

Steal egg

Your hazard boots were broken (broke!)

Your hazard leggings were broken (broke!)

Your hazard shirt was were broken (broke!)

You were killed by a rock drake - lvl 170!

Your sweetheart (megalosaurus) - lvl 173 was killed by rock drake - lvl 170!

Respawn

Green zone

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2019-06-24T16:51:14+00:00

Got two eggs low level and high one for basilisc one for haching oops wrong one

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2022-10-09T02:57:55+00:00

You Usualy know nothing more than how dangerous radiation is? I know something stronger... TECHNOLOGY ITSELF or money

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2022-09-19T19:15:23+00:00

It says they spawn on extinction. What universe do they spawn there

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2018-11-19T04:00:00+00:00

Now you see me,

N o w y o u d o n t.

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2018-10-01T10:44:53+00:00

When a rock drake goes to earth he’s a dragons

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-29T06:03:27+00:00

Why does it say it’s on extinction when it’s not and even if it was, there’s no nameless and their venom on the map to tame them like fix plz

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2018-06-13T23:20:46+00:00

I have the high ground.....oh shit it can climb

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2018-02-08T00:07:46+00:00

Degradation Drake makes his well deserved return

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2021-08-13T13:08:09+00:00

You can’t hide, you can run, you can gli. Tribe mate king fish has die from a rock drake

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2021-05-15T20:46:12+00:00

This thing is the clowns pet from nightmare before Christmas cause he’s “GONE WITHOUT A TRACE”

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2020-05-11T19:19:12+00:00

A wyvern and a megalania had a baby then the baby raped a featherlight and that’s y it has feathers

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2020-05-09T16:12:30+00:00

I transferred my drake to a rag server PS4 and in the desert I climbed down from building and it died there was nothing wrong with it and no turrets around

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2020-05-09T05:44:07+00:00

Me: Hi. My friend: hey Me: I thought jake was coming? You were killed by a lvl 450 rock drake😐

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2019-08-28T06:47:01+00:00

I want one.my friends don't.sad sad days.

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2019-06-09T01:52:37+00:00

I was running around with my friend, and I thought I just witnessed my own death when it looked like it lunged at me from no where. Wait, I’m dead... and so is my friend.