Okay which one of yall said the game was to easy?

So i went to the volcano to tame a argy when tamed the argy and got some obsidian metal some other stuff this boy of a rhynio as i was riding on my new pet argy named jerry to go back on south beach where my base was at the rhynio sprang out of nowhere killed my pt followed me back to base erased all of my ducking tames and base off the planet i was level 62 i just wanted some obsidian to get my haircut

Bro lemme tame a frog boi in peace pls bro😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This is how my girlfriend sees crickets…

10/10

I brought a low level bronto to the redwoods, killed a male, then impregnated it. It was then brutally slaughtered by a high level male and female rhino! I died, then got my high level spino (very high level) to the redwoods again, I got my loot, then I distracted a female to a different area and killed another male. I then was like “rhinos are better then spinos and I should always try to get the job done!” Little did I know my spino died to the female AND IT WAS ONE HIT AWAY TO BEING IMPREGNATED!!! I then proceeded to kill the rhino one shot on very low health and trudge back out of the swamp back to my base. Thank you for enduring my annoying yapping.

At this point I just want it to be on mobile two... mostly so I can pick people and their mounts up and drop them off a cliff 😏

This new Creature is going to be amazing in-game

i have a feeling this things gonna be terrifying lmao

This mf killed my bronto and pt while I was returning home near the swamps the bronto was a new tame and that monster flew at full speed😭 ngl that was the most terrifying moment of my life

I sacrificed my lvl 315 poison wyvern just to get this bad boi

I got everything set up then i realised that it can’t impregnate a moschops Lol

Saw this outside on meh flowers. In impregnated an anole and i saw the whole dang thing. I gave the anole glue, tape, clay, and salt before the chestburster decided to join us.

“You tamed a lvl 350 Rhyniognatha”

I think Red Lobsters workers got paid 700x more.

i tamed it with my giga and my giga wanted a GIGA EGG help me

Yep another reaper thing ok who gave the devs drugs again.

Just use bug spray to keep it away

Hans… get ze flammenwerfer

(A helpful tip should have a few more words)

EMERGENCY MEETING *SUSSY MUSIC*

I tamed it and now my frogs won’t stop mouth watering he feels uncomfortable around them please help!

😂

Apparently wildcard will add a secret new map called Australia and this will be the meganuera replacement