Me going outside in Ark: what a wonderful day, just hope they're aren't any gnats today.

The gnats:^

It's basically a karakinos mixed with a paper wasp

What my sister thinks a bee is.

I see this thing one more time I swear I will rage quit delete ARK and blow up my computer

Yay now we have another issue with flying from the swamp to the redwoods on the island

No way this thing is gonna be giga sized!!!

If it is imagine pvp with this thang

U can be on ur rex and someone can pick u up and throw u into the water,like that would be INSANE

And I can’t wait for this to be added

It will be a huge dragon fly which is basically giving the mageneuras some revenge after al this years of killing the for chitin 😂

My pregnant Triceratops wanted a Bronto Egg, some Lazarus Chowder, and a Pair of Yuttyrannus Laungs. WHAT. THE. HECK.

Every day in an average Australia

Appache helicopters in Ohio be like

Me seeing this thing win: How dare you disrespect the mighty Gorgonops by voting for this BUG that is the size of my fingernail!!!!! You should be all ashamed for this.

After seeing the dossier of this thing and Wildcards photo of it: Forgive me Gorgonops, but this thing is really cool, and I can't wait to tame it!!!!!

The bug just put a baby in my bronto but I don’t know how I did it because I just started the world a day ago but, it wanted a QUETZAL EGG. Why ark, just why…

You know I hate the snow biome when I see taming this easier than taming an argy up North.

My friend: hey u got a rhyniognatha saddle

Me: a what…

Them: the big gigabug thing

Me: oh yeah here you go

5 shot a lvl 150 (maximum difficulty mode) with my lv 87 argy... it didn't hit me.

Australian: Bug for sale bug for sale.

Wild Card: Nice time to make people feel better.

Australian: You want it?

Wild Card: Yes how much?

Australian: 1,000 Dollars.

Wild Card: I,ll take it.

The next day.

Ark: Update is available.

Player: Nice time to update and see what it it is.

Ark: System update done do you want to play?

Player: Yes!

Rynhio: Survivor you will suffer.

Player: AAAAHHH GRAB THE FLAMETHROWER GRAB THE FLAMETHROWER!!!

RYNHIO: RUN IF YOU CAN SURVIVOR BUT IM UNSTOPPABLE!!!!

PLAYER 2 HAS JOINED THE ARK

Player 2: mutha fugga...

PLAYER 1 PLAYER 2 HAS DIED TO A RYNHIO.

Very very very very very very big bug

Looks like a flying lobster

What’s with all this pregnating going on these days in ark??? 🧐🧐

There’s a glitch if you cryo the Dino with a structure on it in the air the structure will stay there and you can build on top of it too

Rare, only a maximum of 5 per square inch.