What my sister thinks a bee is.

You know I hate the snow biome when I see taming this easier than taming an argy up North.

Yay now we have another issue with flying from the swamp to the redwoods on the island

No way this thing is gonna be giga sized!!!

If it is imagine pvp with this thang

U can be on ur rex and someone can pick u up and throw u into the water,like that would be INSANE

And I can’t wait for this to be added

It will be a huge dragon fly which is basically giving the mageneuras some revenge after al this years of killing the for chitin 😂

Rare, only a maximum of 5 per square inch.

Appache helicopters in Ohio be like

Every day in an average Australia

Australian: Bug for sale bug for sale.

Wild Card: Nice time to make people feel better.

Australian: You want it?

Wild Card: Yes how much?

Australian: 1,000 Dollars.

Wild Card: I,ll take it.

The next day.

Ark: Update is available.

Player: Nice time to update and see what it it is.

Ark: System update done do you want to play?

Player: Yes!

Rynhio: Survivor you will suffer.

Player: AAAAHHH GRAB THE FLAMETHROWER GRAB THE FLAMETHROWER!!!

RYNHIO: RUN IF YOU CAN SURVIVOR BUT IM UNSTOPPABLE!!!!

PLAYER 2 HAS JOINED THE ARK

Player 2: mutha fugga...

PLAYER 1 PLAYER 2 HAS DIED TO A RYNHIO.

Me seeing this thing win: How dare you disrespect the mighty Gorgonops by voting for this BUG that is the size of my fingernail!!!!! You should be all ashamed for this.

After seeing the dossier of this thing and Wildcards photo of it: Forgive me Gorgonops, but this thing is really cool, and I can't wait to tame it!!!!!

My friend: hey u got a rhyniognatha saddle

Me: a what…

Them: the big gigabug thing

Me: oh yeah here you go

My newbie ahh thought its just a big fly and to my surprise its bigger than my pt i had do sacrifice my pt to escape rip balltickler💔

Looks like a flying lobster

Why does my brontosaurus have diarrhea

Iv been having tbe worst luck tryna tame one of these i got like 6 pharmones that have timed out(in a fridge) in my attempts of conquering this bug. but so far untill half an hr ago every female iv found and there have been so many have all been lvl 5 untill half hr ago when while im shooting a lvl 5 female a lvl 121 come up and caught me off gaurd killed the thyla i had just tamed minuets before so i ended up tranqing it out =/ my god do they have a fricking slow tapor drain! Half hr in now and i got a lvl 119 paracer and a lvl 121 imprinted rex that im in a toss up about bacuse both critters are maxed weight with only food and i dont think imprint makes a difference with the stats of the rhyna when it born dont quote me on it though..... think i should prob hop on yt and watch a vid or 2 on it cuz apparentoy i have all the time in the universe waiting on the tapor to drain from a bug that went down after just 2 tranq darts thats sleepin harder off that then an icecream head thats outa stuff

Very very very very very very big bug

I tried taming it with my brontosaurus I was all like wake me up inside but it was a male then I was like -_-

(Bruh)

IT DOES A FLIP ON THE WAY OUT (I'm actually dying)

What’s with all this pregnating going on these days in ark??? 🧐🧐

There’s a glitch if you cryo the Dino with a structure on it in the air the structure will stay there and you can build on top of it too

Nexus: Me when I see 1 of these hell dragonflies “don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious”