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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rhyniognatha? Funny rhyniognatha jokes submitted by ARK players.
No way this thing is gonna be giga sized!!!
If it is imagine pvp with this thang
U can be on ur rex and someone can pick u up and throw u into the water,like that would be INSANE
And I can’t wait for this to be added
It will be a huge dragon fly which is basically giving the mageneuras some revenge after al this years of killing the for chitin 😂
Australian: Bug for sale bug for sale.
Wild Card: Nice time to make people feel better.
Australian: You want it?
Wild Card: Yes how much?
Australian: 1,000 Dollars.
Wild Card: I,ll take it.
The next day.
Ark: Update is available.
Player: Nice time to update and see what it it is.
Ark: System update done do you want to play?
Player: Yes!
Rynhio: Survivor you will suffer.
Player: AAAAHHH GRAB THE FLAMETHROWER GRAB THE FLAMETHROWER!!!
RYNHIO: RUN IF YOU CAN SURVIVOR BUT IM UNSTOPPABLE!!!!
PLAYER 2 HAS JOINED THE ARK
Player 2: mutha fugga...
PLAYER 1 PLAYER 2 HAS DIED TO A RYNHIO.