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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rhyniognatha? Funny rhyniognatha jokes submitted by ARK players.
So, to tame these guys you have to kill a male and get it's fermone. Then you have to feed your animal with it and find a female. Then the female will brutally **** your animal until the animal is almost dead. Then you have to wait until the little rhyniognatha will be ready get out of your animal, just like Alien. Meanwhile you have to have to feed your animal super crazy foods, no matter if it's herbivore or carnivore, so the animal is pregnant. When the baby is ready it will get out of animal's body and it will consume it.
Wildcard... WHAT IN HELL!!!!!
When you see one it looks at you like I want to lay eggs inside of you and it does your favorite dinosaur and you be like the the heck you do that for yo xenomorph instinct thing and it’s to late the instinct chest barster burst out of your dinosaur but at least you got a new dinosaur
Me:ok says that these are super rare
Me ten seconds later:it says they spawn in swamp ok goes to swamp sees 20 of these
Me: I fought they were rare
Player has died
Me: goes to swamp in creative mode to get my dino back
Me: sees my dino having a baby on the floor oh God
Player has left the game