
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rhyniognatha? Funny rhyniognatha jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: It’s a huge grasshopper from Australia
Ark Developer: no it’s a rhyniognatha
Me: no it’s a grasshopper
Developer: NO it’s is a giant beetle
Me: i think it’s a giant grasshopper
Developer: I give up you are to dumb
Me: so it is a giant Australian beetle mixed with a giant Australian grasshopper
Developer: it is whatever you want it to be
Rhynio:hello giga
Giga:no no no get away I ain’t want nothing with your child stuff
Rhynio:welp too late take my child now
Giga:NOOOOOOOOO at least pay for diapers will you? anyways NOOOOOOOO
Rhynio:nope your on your own goodbye now
Giga:darn harsh now I gotta raise your child on my own without help? Harsh
I am big
I can zig (zigzage)
I am sky giga
I am stronck
I will stick you
I make helicopter sounds
I can pick up your lvl91736392rex named bex
And your parasaur named tex.
They will all go into the lava
I am Rhyniognatha
I am big
I am stronk
And I will mess you the hell up
The Rhyniognatha song
No they don’t remind me of aliens, not really. Reapers are literally Xenomorph/chestburtser the actual code for them calls them xenomorphs that’s what the devs called them before reapers, they are literally trex sized xenomorphs, the Rhyniognatha has similarities with real insects like there’s a spider in the desert that lays eggs in a camel victim, then the babies eat it when they hatch, that seems more the direction that the devs took with Rhyniognatha.