When you hear the roar and the music you must accept your fate

I was running from a dinosaur and suddenly I pooped...

Once I told my little brother (he is 12) to walk toward a level 345 Rex and he fell for it 🤣 the I told him to walk towards a dodo and he said “no it will kill me I can tell” talk about dumb geeze🤣🤣

(Me) Welp, time to go find that note...

(Ark) *spawns Rex 10 feet from me

(Me) *starts writing will*

Soooo this Dino is a midgame Dino…….

How come I tamed one on day TEN!!!!!!!

EL_Capitan22

I’ll tell you how in the taming and ko section

And dark September night,

Air is full of fright,

I hear a scary roar,

And the sound of a dying parasaur,

I turn around to see,

Two small eyes, staring at me,

That was when I knew,

The Rexes, were awake...

Up if you kill the Rex when you were trying to tame it and it was a good Rex

Real men use clubs to knock a Rex out. Real men die.

Me and my little brother were playing ark then we seen it he's really new to ark so I said to him it was really weak and that he could beat it with his bare fists so he ran up to it I was gone before it touched him when I can back later there was a bag sitting there

Shower him with arrows and hope then get your house destroyed

do not offer mejoberry, it does not like it

Me; *stands behind rex

Also me; that's a thicc boi

Me: oh calm down it can’t see us if u don’t move

Friend:that’s just a lie

Me:no oh wait why is it approaching us

*2 nanoseconds later*

Dead

Giga and rex: we are the kings of ark

Dodo:yeetus deletes

Giga and rex:gets reduced to atoms

Ok so i saw an alpha rex newr my base and i was like “free levels” and took out ma wyvern, but it started waltzin down over to my base and i was like “HOLD UP” and watched in horror as i was wiped by an alpha rex. I couldnt kill it with the wyvern in time.

Spino and Giga: Only hunted fish (Spino) and medium sized prey. (Giga)

ARK Survival Evolved: The 2 kings!!!

Rex: Took down sauropods, intelligent and had bite force that could crush a car.

ARK Survival Evolved: Only damage wood, make the Rex a dodo.

He’s just running for you. He’s looking for a hug.

Warning: do not take this thing in the water

HAHAHA IM IN DANGER

Bobs after taming 1 Rex be like “I am now Death, Destroyer of Worlds”