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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Trex:IM THE STRONGEST DINO IN THE ARK UNIVERSE
(Giga has joined the game)
Trex:IM STILL THE STRONGEST DINO IN THE WORLD
Giga:no you arent little loser,HA
Trex:ok fine,let's duel 2 YEAR OLD
(Trex was max lvl and giga was only 100)
GAME ANNOUNCEMENT:Trex has killed giga
(Giga has left the game)
I found a rex near my base i was like imma tame this guy,after it got tamed, *sees another rex near base* oh my imma tame this guy too, after it got tamed, *sees another rex near base* HMMM imma tame this guy too, after it got tamed,*sees another rex* woah i have 100% luck
*gets closer* OH GOD DAMN ITS A GIGA
Here is my guide to taming a rex (by a guy who never tamed a rex)
Step 1: KO it, somehow. He’s pretty large and dangerous. Maybe use a trike? Idk, bet bolas don’t work. Ooh, a chain bola?
Step 2: Prime meat or something? Bet he eats that. Well, give him it once he’s unconscious.
Step 3: Name your new tame!
Step 4: Yay! Now you have an absolute brute which you can bite everything with. ROAAAR