Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Trex:IM THE STRONGEST DINO IN THE ARK UNIVERSE
(Giga has joined the game)
Trex:IM STILL THE STRONGEST DINO IN THE WORLD
Giga:no you arent little loser,HA
Trex:ok fine,let's duel 2 YEAR OLD
(Trex was max lvl and giga was only 100)
GAME ANNOUNCEMENT:Trex has killed giga
(Giga has left the game)
More Rex Funny Tips
Real men knock it out with a slingshot
Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.
Step 2- Don't be a pansy
Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man
If you run into one of these, stand perfectly still. Rexes canβt see you if you donβt move. I saw it in a movie once.
Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......
If u just started ark and tamed some dodos and see a rex rushing at u just grab ur dodo and yeet it at the rex and run
There once was a rex called Paul,
Who stood about 15 feet tall,
Use tranq arrows or darts,
Straight to his heart or
You'll struggle to tame him at all.
If you happen to encounter this creature with a tribe member, get your trusty bola. Bola your tribe member and run ?
Rex: Iβm the king of ark!
Giga is now online
Rex is now offline
Don't be a wimp and use your fists
Run Jurassic park lied it had excellent eye sight