
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Real men knock it out with fists
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Real men tame with only cooked fish meat
Me hears a T. rex panicking
But im playing ark calm
Itโs muted AGGGHHHH!!!
Get your armor off and get the giga and shoot his *ss til itโs KO
So I was by a rex and I was gonna run away and go on my pteranodon but then it got killed my an allosaurus.....
Me:*gets rex for the first time*
Every single pro laughing at me*
Me:*confused*
*they tell me rexes r horrible*
Me:uh no they r the strongest dino in ark!
Me:*tames spino*
Me:*kills rex*
1 up of u found this funny :]
Real gigachads tame this before they tame a parasaur
Almost killed one with bare fists, I just kept on running back to it when I died but then I had to go
How did the dinosaur taste like?
Real men tame with cooked fish meat
T-rex: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Only real men tame alpha version with crop and wooden club
Let's make this post the most ^ tip in dododex history
real men knock them out with their fists
This is a beginner dino, tame as quick as you can!
Leeeeeeeeeeerrrooooyyyy jeeeeeeeekkkkkiiinss
The first one I found was a Alfa oooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffff
Easy tame. Run up to it and give it some mejoberries