Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I tame anything it never goes to plan and just end up running around in circles trying not to die then struggling to keep up when there torpor gets high but it always works out so my advice run around like a headless chook๐
OH MY GOD ITS A GIGA! Oh wait, just a Rex ๐
#EarlyGameRageQuit
Like Plz
Nobody early stands a chance he just killed my lvl 200 pteranodon
Hereโs a tip if it comes towards you stand still I saw it in a movie
WAIT WHY IT COMING TOWA-...
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I was just walking along the beach enjoying the view then I hear a stomp and then I died to a rex how the h*'ll did I die
Real men knock it out with fists
1 day my Rex pooped and I ate it๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
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Real men tame with only cooked fish meat
This retarded ass peice of shit ate my quetz and my giga because they were on passive
One ate my house, oneโ๏ธ, one r.i.p house
Giga roars
Rex your garbage let me show you how itโs done
Rex roars yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I like KFC
Me hears a T. rex panicking
But im playing ark calm
Itโs muted AGGGHHHH!!!
How did the dinosaur taste like?
Real men tame with cooked fish meat
Get your armor off and get the giga and shoot his *ss til itโs KO
So I was by a rex and I was gonna run away and go on my pteranodon but then it got killed my an allosaurus.....
Let's make this post the most ^ tip in dododex history
Me:*gets rex for the first time*
Every single pro laughing at me*
Me:*confused*
*they tell me rexes r horrible*
Me:uh no they r the strongest dino in ark!
Me:*tames spino*
Me:*kills rex*
1 up of u found this funny :]
Real gigachads tame this before they tame a parasaur