Player: I spawn 10 second later a giga wait a big Rex oh god oh god help m................. player died from lv 240 Rex

I was just walking along the beach enjoying the view then I hear a stomp and then I died to a rex how the h*'ll did I die

Only Real men punch a Rex unconscious without hesitation

When I tame anything it never goes to plan and just end up running around in circles trying not to die then struggling to keep up when there torpor gets high but it always works out so my advice run around like a headless chook😂

OH MY GOD ITS A GIGA! Oh wait, just a Rex 😒

This retarded ass peice of shit ate my quetz and my giga because they were on passive

One ate my house, one☝️, one r.i.p house

Giga roars

Rex your garbage let me show you how it’s done

Rex roars yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I like KFC

Real men knock it out with fists

1 day my Rex pooped and I ate it😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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Real men tame with only cooked fish meat

Me hears a T. rex panicking

But im playing ark calm

It’s muted AGGGHHHH!!!

Get your armor off and get the giga and shoot his *ss til it’s KO

So I was by a rex and I was gonna run away and go on my pteranodon but then it got killed my an allosaurus.....

Me:*gets rex for the first time*

Every single pro laughing at me*

Me:*confused*

*they tell me rexes r horrible*

Me:uh no they r the strongest dino in ark!

Me:*tames spino*

Me:*kills rex*

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Real gigachads tame this before they tame a parasaur

Almost killed one with bare fists, I just kept on running back to it when I died but then I had to go

How did the dinosaur taste like?

Real men tame with cooked fish meat