What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Oh no a Rex,ok just stand still and be cool,"h-hello mister rex"
(The rex)"hi sir"
(Me)"run away ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(The rex)"I just want a friend)
Whatever you do….RUN
THIS THING IS OUT TO EAT YOU
I got a egg and MEANT to drop it but ate it
Oh Rex Oh Rex you are the best but please don’t eat my breast I know it’s taste like the rest but please eat my pets insteads
😂 I’m always seeing things about real men do this and this I realize I do something unnecessary but easier I have a high lvl Wyvern and let the Rex attacking him while I’m shooting the Rex ,strong 💪🏻💪🏻
Ez tame when the game easy when the game hard :Rex: hey come here little s*it
Console Rex get back here you!
Mobile Rex: am the flash
I got one stuck between a rock. Now I have a high level Rex even though I’m only like level 9. 🤯😳
Why did the Rex cross the road ANSWER to eat the human on the other side
Real men tame these with just their fists and raw fish meat
Rex:you can’t defeat me
Me:I know but he can
(Super turkey comes)
Rex:Nani
Your super turkey level 1 killed Rex level 9999
Rexs are very strong use a crossbow and arrows to knock it out
Correction for the stone That i said it was crossbow and loads of tranq arrows i dont know why i said stone LOL -XxCooldude12349xX
Buy DogeCoin (says I need more words)
Rex:blows raspberry
Giga:WHAT DID YOY SAY!!!!?????
Rex:nothing
Giga:oh
Rex:blows raspberry again
Rex has been killed by Giga
Tame a rex and force it to sing "he's shaun the sheep"
Step 1:tame good para
Step 2:find rex
Step 3:make para pasive and shoot rex in the tooshie😆😆😆😆
half of the people on earth : uses gates and stuff Other half : uses rocks me : uses god console while on the floor
Rex : OH HELLO THERE
me and Galy : not today lol
MicroRap : "Join the server"
Me : "droped from galy" oh no
How to sum up a t-rex: I WILL KILL ALL OF HUMANITY!
except for my little hands °^°
Comedy.