I once saw the alpha tribe named “Sexy Rexy” hmmmmm I wonder why

Me: see at rex*.

Rex: walk toward me*

Me: goes to a stop where he can’t bite me*.

Me: ahahaha where the arms where you need them

Rex: 😐

One ran at me like a monkey that see a banana me in shock yea f***

Look all you need is 3 trank arrows and a Bola with narcotics...easy tame use the Bola for your tribemate the 3 arrows put the in your tribemates knee and RUN LIKE H#$@

when a Rex charges into your low level tribe...

You don’t need to be faster then the Rex... You need faster than your friends 😸

I once tamed a lvl 12 dilo ( It was only 5 days after getting ark)and wanted to test it’s hunting skills by hunting a rex the answer is:I don’t have a dilo anymore🥺

This doesn’t include rexs I just want to say don’t play ark Mobile if you really want to play ark do it on Consol pc etc (I knew Rex taming is popular that’s why i’m here)

Bruh just never go near one if you see one just…..RUN

*CHOMP*

*SCREAM*

Me:shhhhh no sudden movements

My parasaur whimpers

The Rex takes one step

My Parasaur:*poops himself*

Me:holy….

Chat: human has been killed by Rex -lvl 145

Real men use fists to knock it out

Player one: Haha I’m the strongest player with a level 201 Rex

Player two joined

Player two: hi Player one I’ve got an imprinted 100 X-Rex

Player one left

Don’t get close to it it hurts a little bit

Me and the lads were makin a new base In the pouring rain and lightning in the middle of the night, I’m getting sumthin off tha saber and I look up into the eyes of god as a Rex chomps down

Me: it's easy when you just get up on a cliff and shoot a x-rex in genesis. Rex: I won't stand still you dummy. Me: why are you so hard to tame.

Rexes are cute and I’m planning on taming one

This bastard killed my epic chad dodo

Ppl without these guys: *walks into the swamp and sees Kaprosuchus and Titanoboa at once* ...Maybe I shouldn’t have stepped in here...

Ppl with these guys *walks into the swamp and sees Kaprosuchus and Titanoboa at once* *whistles his Rex to attack and reaps all the loot* This, is fine.

DON’T TRY TO TAME WITH COOKED FISH MEAT!! (Mission failed,I died)

T Rex is jealous of spins becomes they can stand up and punch things as their secondary mode

U ate my dodo