DON’T TRY TO TAME WITH COOKED FISH MEAT!! (Mission failed,I died)

My first Rex encounter i had made a base in the NE of the Island to mine obsidian. It was 2 stories tall and had no roof. Next thing an Argy came to eat me as I put the roof on. Killed it but barely. Didn’t harvest the corpse so there was a giant dead bird on my roof. I go to get more stuff to fix the damage and come back to a pack of 3 Rexes eating the dead Argy... then they ate me... then they took turns eating my base. Now it’s a 1 story with a ladder to nowhere, and then I ran for my life. Had to re-evaluate my life choices.

U ate my dodo

Make sure to have the loudest roar ever cause rexes dont like that and they will run as fast as carnos when you roar like Godzilla

Real men will tame it with a club

If you can't sleep at night because you hear a snoreing Rex walk over to him punch him and tell him he is loud. You will never hear him again.

Make sure to ruin your friends day...

Get your most hated Dino then sacrifice your Dino and why the Rex is killing your Dino shoot the Rex with tranqs

It's a passive tame and an easy one at that for begginers!

1: get fiber

2: go up to rex and feed

3: get dismembered

4:ur ded

5: whytfustillreadingimprettysureyoushouldknowthisdoesnotwork

You see it, you die. It most dangerous animal in game

Make sure to pet under his mouth…

Real men say something mean about its arms, and its tamed

Level 50 Rex: I AM UNSTOPPABLE

My level 71 Dire Wolf: *Three shots it*

Level 50 Rex in dino heaven: Welp, this is a problem.

Reel men kill it with do-do's

So i was lvl 40 and i saw a carno so i knocked it out and it knocked out in the water so i was like darn what a waste of arrows so i go back to my base and there's a rex eating my animals so I was begging my megalosaurus to wake up because hes was like a lvl 92 so he ate the rex like a cupcake but then it said Jeff oofed and it made me sad because he was my first parasaur on ragnorock well I go on with my day and become a lvl 66 I go to a castle and get chased by demon bats and on my way back I see a tek rex and was cool looking so I knocked it out and this is the end of the story and if it hits more than 500 likes I'll make more

Rex online oh yes another day of being king

Giga online

Rex ofline

Titano online

Giga offline

Boss online

Titans ofline

Run just run dont look back just run.

Rex: I will rule ark hahahaha

Spino: we’ll let’s see if you’ll be alive to rule it when we come to your house and beat your as*

Rex: we?

Giga: sup b*tch

Rex: ah sh*t

Spino: also we have more friends

Every other op ark creature: sup sh*thead

Rex: mom can I move out now?

Mama Rex: no

Rex: fine (c*cks g*n) (g*nshot)

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Every single ark player: 🔫

If it’s light brown, name it Rexy. (If there is a light brown one!) Dude, why can’t I put it in name ideas?