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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Once upon a time in scorched earth I nocked out a level 108 Rex using 4 boomerangs and the only reason that it survived is because when it torpor ran it ate a carcass and healed back to full. Granted I did accidentally throw my boomerang and it hit twice and the first time it hit the Rex got nocked out and the second time it hit it ruined its taming effectiveness but I not waiting for it to get up so it doesn’t lose 8 levels.
Me:farming lootdrops.
Me: finding 270% longneck and scream:OMG
Rex:hello?helloooo?HELLOOOOOOO?!?!?!?!
ME: Happy
Rex:Im standing behind you ?!?!?!
Rex:ALL YOU CAN EAT
me cried because i died with my longkneck!
Want to have Revanche!
Never Found my bag again :(
After that i Found an other longkneck :)
I have to admit, I feel really bad for those rexes with tek saddles because the tek blasters are righttttt at their ears... that would be like whenever you went into battle you heard "CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA POW!" Right by your ears. One like=one person who feels bad for rexes with tek saddles.