Alan grant: woah buddy eat a snickers
Alan grant: bcs you turn into the monster icon of a successful Spielberg movie when you get hungry
Rex: I do?
Alan grant: you do
Rex: nom nom nom
Alan grant: better
If you run into one of these, stand perfectly still. Rexes can’t see you if you don’t move. I saw it in a movie once.
Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.
Step 2- Don't be a pansy
Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man
Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......
If u just started ark and tamed some dodos and see a rex rushing at u just grab ur dodo and yeet it at the rex and run
There once was a rex called Paul,
Who stood about 15 feet tall,
Use tranq arrows or darts,
Straight to his heart or
You'll struggle to tame him at all.
Bring a wooden club and a dodo
Run Jurassic park lied it had excellent eye sight
Rex: I’m the king of ark!
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Rex is now offline
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If you happen to encounter this creature with a tribe member, get your trusty bola. Bola your tribe member and run ?