Alan grant: woah buddy eat a snickers
Alan grant: bcs you turn into the monster icon of a successful Spielberg movie when you get hungry
Rex: I do?
Alan grant: you do
Rex: nom nom nom
Alan grant: better
The reason he eats everyone is bcs he’s so mad. Would you go around the ark killing everything you see if you couldn’t hug, brush your teeth, scratch your back, play video games, OR LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE BCS YOUR ARMS WERE THE SIZE OF PICKLES!!!! I think you would