I was taming lvl 3 female on a snowy mountain. Then her boyfriend came and now I'm typing it from his stomach. Oh, and my argentavis is here too!

My base just got destroyed by one of them NOT HAPPY 😑

They just bigger dodos and smaller Gigas

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Road a Rex into a boss fight. It got knocked out. After a few moments while asleep it was sliding across the ground attacking the boss. She was a sleep walker.

There I was looking in the eyes of a great Rex...for two seconds and then I ran so fast a raptor couldn’t get me!

NO NO STAY AWAY IT WAS A JOKE I LIKE YOUR ARMS NO NO NOT TEETH OH YOU SON OF A BLEEEP I’m sorry but the rest of this is to violent

So what I did after finding my corpse was I went to the T. rex And I punched him ran to a backup based and showed him what a ballista turret feels like

Bye The Albino warrior 😎😎

Just lure him to a safe spot like a beach then run in a straight line while shooting him boom u got a ez rex

Barney is a ripoff of Rex. Rex is Barney but a crueler and merciless version. If you encounter this Rex. If ya wanna tame it. I’ll give tips. Step one. Get a bunch of tranq darts and get crossbow. Step two. Bola your tribe mate as bait. Step three. Place big bear traps around the tribemate. Step four. Find Rex and lead him to the trap. Step five. Shoot the darts. And there ya go. You just needed to sacrifice a life. If ya wanna run from Barney. BOLA UR TRIBE MATE AND RUN!!! Never try to encounter him on purpose. Without any weapons at least. If you do that Barney will go extinct! No more purple dinosaur! Thank you for reading Guys! I appreciate you guys reading and taking your time. We only have limited time on earth. Use it wisely! Like you just did! Reading my tips and funny comments about prehistoric Barney! Thanks guys and have a good day! :)

Real men tame it by staring at it.

Real men punch it to death. No tames. No armor. No tranqs. In the tundra. With no healing brew.

People say hop on a Galli with your buddy and tranq it out. Screw those people and just run like a man, it’s slower than my grandma

Step one find a rex

Step two build a taming pen

Step three realize you don't have a timing pen

Step four run

Step five die

More lies every day. They have good eyesight👀

Run....just Run....im serious just run... away....OR DIE.

POV rex:HAHA IM THE ONLY ONE WITH TEK SADDLE AND TEK VERSION

The overseer: do you think that makes you strong?

Rex: I just killed Giga’s friend with my buddy!

Giga: I just killed Rex’s friend without my buddy!

Rex: I’m outta here

I started out as a beach bob on a server and every beach bob starts with a theri on this server this was years ago and me and my theri came across a max level rex I set my theri to agressive and ran thinking it was gonna die but the rex lost my theri was at 1 hp when I went back to it

People who knock it out withs their hands are the only pros at ark

Paint it purple and name it barney, then tell everything you see that you love them.

For those of you who don’t know:

It’s this thing -🦖