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Jokes and funny moments about the Reaper from ARK players.

Pro tip: walk right up to his face and wait for a hug,you have a new best friend;DEATH

You Can Make Your Toxic Friend Quit ARK By Letting Baby Reaper Burst Out Of Them And Laugh As They Die To A Baby

The queen is easy 2 tame just give it mejoberrys and x90000 forcetame

Does the reapper King has to bras his wife for have a Child 🤔

This is very innaporrtie dinosaur for young ark players

Player:”OOOOO A STORNG DINO IMA TAME U”

Queen:”child,come and tame me”

Player:*comes*

Queen:”YOU WILL OWN MY CHILD!!!”

Player:*dies*

Players parents:”how did you die?”

Player:s*shows new…

Survivor one:well the terminal is... Survivor two:what? Reaper king:oi mate want some tea survivors:they are like kings aaaaaaaaa!!!

I’m surprised that the FBI hasn’t kicked the reaper queens door down for knocking you up violently

Ground ground, how much Mr Eazi you have a reporters comes out of a growler need you to live very death happily ever Apple to your death

The email end

The fact you have to get pregnant to get one(even if you’re a male) 😭😭😭😭

Reaper: Puts Baby into one of three people. Baby: hatches. The First Person: ima get outta here!!! The Second Person: Awww! The Third Person: H-LNA, Plz Download Inaturlist and scan this thing. Baby Reaper: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! The Second and Third People: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Ahh yes, the xenomorph rex hybrid. Shoves it’s tail into you and you are pregnant. Congrats. Then the demon worm rips through your chest to get out. Lovely. It’s painful af. Runs around like a worm on drugs until it matures a little. They realize they can’t be stupid…

Reaper queen song

Gonna give you up (to heaven)gonna let you down, Gonna turn to the ground and desert you!(desert you!)

-Eighthop