My cousin was playing then he got impregnated and I said wow I didn't know boys can have baby's 🤣
Reaper
The Reaper King and Queen are creatures in Ark: Aberration.
Jokes and funny moments about the Reaper from ARK players.
I tamed 2 named muffasa and Simba the were king's. You know what happened to muffasa
What never mind this is story -by destroyer-
Predator:hmmmmmmmm what should I hunt today
Reaper:good day mate
Predator:oh hello WAIT a minute
Reaper:what
Predator:perfect
Reaper:*GULP*
Predator:*Supa sinister face*
Reaper AWW MAN SO BACK IN THE RED ZONE WITH A ROCK DRA DRA DRA DRAKE BITEING FROM SIDE TO SIDE (later in song) OH NO ITS YOU AGAIN I CAN NEVER FORGET THAT TAIL (that’s all folks)
Also just sayin the video in its description is AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: wakin in da park
Reaper: pop out ground
Me: oh f*glitch*
Reaper: ree ree get rekt
HUMAN WAS KILLED BY MR REE REE
mr ree ree: FEEL DA RATH OF REE REE
Reaper? Aww man..
So we back in the radiation
Got our glowpet swinging from side to side side, side, to side)
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some nameless venom for my rockdrakes tonight, night, night
Venom tonight
Heads up, You hear a roar,
Turn around and look…
Reaper? Aww man..
So we back in the radiation
Got our glowpet swinging from side to side side, side, to side)
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some nameless venom for my rockdrakes tonight, night, night
Venom tonight
Heads up, You hear a roar,
Turn around and look up
Total shock fills your body.
Oh no its you again, i could never forget that tail, tail, tail
Tail, tail, tail
Cause baby tonight,
The reapers trying to impregnate us all again,
Cause baby tonight, you grab your glowpet, sword and bolt again,
And run, run until its, done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn
Cause baby tonighttt
(This is all i can write, if anyone wants to make a longer version of this please feel free to do so!)
Made by: kittyycat#6004 (discord)
The original song is Revenge, I dont own it.
You know that the first stomach you ever ripped....
Minus everything of reaper queen except the r and add ca di b I knew it the reaper queen is the ugly ass reancarnate of cardi b
Bit put me on child support this boi be a rapist
Reaper queen more like Raper queen
In order to get a hellish death machine you gotta get butt raped.At that rate I'd have like nine reapers.
No! What have I told you! No eating me!
So do you brake up with it or what it just leaves
Not Reaper king/queen, RAPER king/queen
Just have a hord of them following you and make peace with a tribe but first Barry them and relish your children
Defs should change the ingame name in R (e)aper.
it ran out of my base chasing my bulbdog and damaging it... spino food
If queen reaper pur its baby inside us and your character is man so, reaper is 🏳️⚧️ ?